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When You Love Todd Too Much

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You know you love Todd Tolansky too much when...

01. You start mimicking his speech in emails/IM conversations.
02. You start mimicking his speech in real life.
03. You pretend to catch flies to be like him.
04. You actually DO catch flies. And force yourself to enjoy it.
05. You refuse to tie your shoes.
06. You start wearing the same clothes as him.
07. You spit in people\'s faces when they interfere with...whatever you\'re doing.
08. You hop like Todd instead of walking.
09. When you do walk, you assume his posture.
10. You call anyone who doesn\'t think he is cute or calls him fugly a Toddtheist.
11. You try to break into your mother\'s/big sister\'s room for cash.
12. You try to break in by repeatedly jumping at the door and bouncing back. Possibly down a flight of stairs. (Hehehe. If the same laws of motion in cartoons applied to real life, that\'d happen to me if I threw myself at my mom\'s door...or my door. My door is right in front of the stairs, so *smacks self* shush and continue! Nobody gives a damn about the architecture of your house!)
13. You giggle insanely whenever he appears in an episode.
14. You drool over him.
15. You rent/buy the tapes or DVDs and replay any scene he\'s in over and over again, giggling the whole time. (*whistles innocently and averts eyes*)
16. You\'d attack him with fangirlish/fanboyish looooove if you ever saw him on the streets. (Hell, we\'d all have heart attacks and die of sheer joy if we ever saw him...)
17. You fantasize about him.
18. You write fanfics and pair your fanchara up with him.
19. You dream about him.
20. You grow your hair to the same length as his.
21. You\'re giggling just by reading this because it has you THINK about Todd.
22. You think about which guy or girl from Evo would be best for Todd (we all know yaoi works better for the kid when fancharas aren\'t involved).

Do you really wanna know MY score?

19!!

^__^ Wheehee. Send me your scores, people!
Okay, so the title's supposed to be "You Know You Love Todd Too Much When..." but it's too long, and plus you can't put an elipsis in the title *grumble* so now it's "When You Love Todd Too Much".

Dedicated to me, , , , , and all other Todd Tolansky lovers out there!

Give yourself a point for every question you answered "yes" and drop me a comment telling me your score. Hehheh. I wanna know.
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KurokisameMugen's avatar
okay I was a little confused at first I tried adding the actual numbers of the ones i thought of and got 59 but when I actually just counted how many matched I got 5